shawarmababy:
You win this round, Target advertising [x]
Can I get superheroes in my house to keepto help wrap the presents
Although I imagine Tony bitched about the iPad the whole time he was attempting to wrap it
Thor breaks the box within 30 seconds but then he feels really bad about it and we forgive him.
facts-i-just-made-up:
Scenes from L.A.’s growing magician problem.
12-19-12, Los Angeles. New graffiti was found at L.A.’s George Carlin High School today marking a new height in the occult graffiti epidemic that plagues the city. Said L.A. Police Commissioner Crowley, “They say the chalk washes away but that’s not the problem here. The issue is that these sigils are made by amateur occultists who don’t always know what they’re doing. They mean to mark their ethereal turf but several of these alignments are capable of awakening Samael.”
Samael, last seen slaughtering the first born sons of Egypt, could not be reached for comment. We at FIMJU wanted more expert testimony however so we invited the mummified head of Necromancer John Dee from its tomb in England for an interview. Said the archetypical wizard, “Where am I? Why hast thou awakened me? Oh how I long to return to the sweet embrace of death, for my every moment awake is an eternity of pain!”
Troubling words indeed.
TALK YOUR CHILDREN ABOUT WIZARDRY BEFORE SOMEONE ELSE TALKS TO THEM FOR YOU.
drinkmasturbatecry:
BEWARE THE GROOOOOOOVE
THE GROOOOOOVE
I have been reliably informed that the groove is in the heart.
That feeling when you patiently explain to your brother that you do not “do shots” of Chivas Regal 18.
